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Coming to the Piedmont April 2 & 3: JURASSIC PARK |
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Written by Mr. Heck
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 With an additional sunday 10 am matinee!
Here's a life lesson for you: What should you do if an eccentric billionaire extends an invitation to you to check out his scary, dinosaur-infested remote tropical island? YOU SAY NO, that's what!
But... luckily for us action moviegoers, there's always a bunch of unfortunate character actors willing to step into the-- ahem-- jaws of danger and give it a go for you! Sam Neill repeatedly saves the day (and the annoying kids,) Laura Dern screams like nobody's business, Sir Richard Attenborough shows up long enough to collect his paycheck and Jeff Goldblum constantly repeats the moral of the story just in case you missed it the first five times-- all while the audience keeps their eyes glued to the real stars: the Dinosaurs. And are they ever amazing. Bring your earplugs to this one-- we're going to let that T-rex roar like it owns this damn town!
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