| September 28 & 29: THE LOLLIPOP GIRLS IN HARD CANDY IN 3-D |
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| Written by cody Darling | |
 No one under 18 admitted! Free 3-D glasses provided!Mix together the sugar of '70s style erotica with the ginger of nonsensical comedy, cover it in a rich coating of 3-D…and you get a movie confection that, like all sweets, can't possibly be good for you, but is too delicious to resist. Iconic performers Bill Margold, Tyler Reynolds and Con Covert stir up all manner of naughty behavior, with a sprinkle of John Holmes. The story of a candy factory that avoids a hostile takeover through a revolutionary new lollipop gets a lift from the miracle of 3-D, in which you'll be close enough to taste the action! ! The Pasadena Courier says "3-D is what makes the film a riot. One can't help but crack-up at the various body parts that appear to be jiggling, bouncing, dangling and squirting right off the screen." 3-D glasses provided. Also known as M3-D: The Movie. Directed by Stephen Gibson (credited as Norm De Plume).
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I was asked by my boss to write up a plot description for this movie, but there isn’t much point because you are not going to come to this movie for the ingenious story line. You are going to come to this movie because it is 3-D PORNO! In fact, the Internet Movie Database entry for Hard Candy says, “Plot Synopsis: This plot synopsis is empty. Add a synopsis.” How about this for a synopsis? John Holmes and a gaggle of 70’s porno demi-stars get nekkid and shake it in 3-fucking-D. 
